After football last night (probably my worst performance this year) I must have been punished by a god or a witch. I had a pain in my lower back on the right side, which was spreading towards my stomach and groin over 2 hours or so. It was the worst pain. Standing, sitting or lying down didn’t help. It was the most uncomfortable I have ever been :(. I’m guessing I have a kidney stone. Which I am not looking forward to pissing out :(. Help me!