Beware Of The River Rat

Anyone swimming in the Mediterranean sea, look out for this sneaky son of a bitch. He was first spotted swimming across the water from a local beach towards the private beach where I am staying. At first we thought he was just really happy, but when he started following young girls, we thought different. The guy was constantly smiling. I have never seen someone smile so much. His smile is very sadistic. Someone alerted the staff at the hotel and the River Rat was scared off. Yes, he ran away. I unfortunately missed it.

Despite being chased away and threatened, he returned again a few days later. He didn’t follow girls today but he was being carefully watched.

He lurks in the water kids. Don’t fear sharks, don’t be scared of the boogeyman… watch out for the River Rat…

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